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Wdym “I’m lucky I didn’t have a beard or I’d have it for eternity”??? Is vampire hair made of steel??? It would make more sense to say the hair can’t grow once it’s cut or smth so they end up bald or some shit but FOREVER HAIR is just weird lmao what a weird detail to add to the lore 😭
— Aug 28, 2026 08:02AM
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