⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ jay.sometimes.reads.books𝜗𝜚˚⋆’s Reviews > Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda > Status Update

“gay utopia” sounds like my bedroom

"i owe you an apology"

understatement of the fucking year

"my right hand is occupied"

uhmmmmm ehehehe wdym by that?? *slowly backs away and retreats into a corner* WDYM BY THAT???? NONONONON DONT DO THIISS!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE???

the yaoi reference 😭???? and the CRUSTY SOCKS?????? wtf is going on

bc i’m watching love victor and ig i need to read this first