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Rey
is on page 211 of 561
ok we got Wylan backstory but omg at what cost this poor boy omg oh wait Orpheus reference lol the grisha experiments are crazy and new job is so fun Kaz and Inej are killing me she’s so sure that he only cares about her talent but GIRL you need to TALK TALK TO HER HOLY SHIT AND HE SAID I WOULD COME FOR YOU AND IF I COULDN’T WALK I WOULD CRAWL TO YOU AND NO MATTER HOW BROKEN WE WERE ETCJKV
WHATTTT feeling normal.
— Aug 28, 2026 10:55AM
WHATTTT feeling normal.
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Rey
is on page 487 of 561
nina faking the plague is so cool. she’s SO COOL her new powers?? 1 OF A KIND
inej got dunyasha!!! good riddance no one touches my girl
god jesper using the weevil on the kherguud but then he GUIDED A BULLET AROUND A CORNER YESS INEJ WAS RIGHT
the plan to kill kuwei is so good i love it all
KAZ FINALLY GOT TO REMIND PEKKA ROLLINS WHO HE IS TJANK GOD THANK GHEZEN
oh you’re joking don’t fucking play with me
— Sep 03, 2026 06:32AM
inej got dunyasha!!! good riddance no one touches my girl
god jesper using the weevil on the kherguud but then he GUIDED A BULLET AROUND A CORNER YESS INEJ WAS RIGHT
the plan to kill kuwei is so good i love it all
KAZ FINALLY GOT TO REMIND PEKKA ROLLINS WHO HE IS TJANK GOD THANK GHEZEN
oh you’re joking don’t fucking play with me
Rey
is on page 450 of 561
i’m going to throw up
in a good way and a bad way
-WYLAN’S BACKKKKK!!!!!!! and he KISSED JESPERRR!!!!!!!!!
-kaz’s story of defining to wear gloves and become who he is i’m going to throw up!
-kaz and wylan getting beat up so bad jesus
-and the agreement with the ravkan king and the auction ajsjskbhh
-i love inej
— Sep 02, 2026 07:49AM
in a good way and a bad way
-WYLAN’S BACKKKKK!!!!!!! and he KISSED JESPERRR!!!!!!!!!
-kaz’s story of defining to wear gloves and become who he is i’m going to throw up!
-kaz and wylan getting beat up so bad jesus
-and the agreement with the ravkan king and the auction ajsjskbhh
-i love inej
Rey
is on page 367 of 561
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i have never actually in my life had to CLOSE MY BOOK and stare at the wall like i did when kaz called jesper jordie
also…. oh jesper…. my heart
GODDD AND IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED AND TJEN THROWN SO JARD TO TJE GROUND!!!!! JESPER KISSED TJE WRONG ONE
holy shit kaz what do YOU MEAN YOU KNOW HOW UNLIKELY IT IS YOU’LL RETURN FROM THE SLAT
and ohhhh my god that scene with him and Inej
— Sep 01, 2026 07:03AM
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i have never actually in my life had to CLOSE MY BOOK and stare at the wall like i did when kaz called jesper jordie
also…. oh jesper…. my heart
GODDD AND IVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED AND TJEN THROWN SO JARD TO TJE GROUND!!!!! JESPER KISSED TJE WRONG ONE
holy shit kaz what do YOU MEAN YOU KNOW HOW UNLIKELY IT IS YOU’LL RETURN FROM THE SLAT
and ohhhh my god that scene with him and Inej
Rey
is on page 283 of 561
inej i love you so much sweet baby angel
kaz and wylan absolutely heisting it up in there let’s go
— Aug 31, 2026 08:54PM
kaz and wylan absolutely heisting it up in there let’s go
Rey
is on page 244 of 561
oh my heart MY HEARTTTT WYLAN!!!!! HIS MOM!!!! IM SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
NINA AND MATTHIAS YYYEEASJJHHH
wowowo the story of matthias picking his wolf ☹️
hwyyayahahayyaysyarararar
— Aug 28, 2026 01:21PM
NINA AND MATTHIAS YYYEEASJJHHH
wowowo the story of matthias picking his wolf ☹️
hwyyayahahayyaysyarararar
Rey
is on page 143 of 561
WHOA OK
jan van eck is SO evil i was SO SCARED he was gonna BREAK INEJ’S LEGS! her saying she’d be useless to kaz but kaz avoiding how desperate he is to get her back AUGH girl if you only knew
hi jesper’s father im happy you don’t hate him!
i want someone to think about me the way matthias thinks about nina. wow
kaz is so smart of course he didn’t fall for it
+ giving tourists the costumes was so smart
— Aug 27, 2026 11:06AM
jan van eck is SO evil i was SO SCARED he was gonna BREAK INEJ’S LEGS! her saying she’d be useless to kaz but kaz avoiding how desperate he is to get her back AUGH girl if you only knew
hi jesper’s father im happy you don’t hate him!
i want someone to think about me the way matthias thinks about nina. wow
kaz is so smart of course he didn’t fall for it
+ giving tourists the costumes was so smart
Rey
is on page 59 of 561
WE ARE SOOOOOO BAAAACK glad nina’s okay, inej is not waiting around for anyone to save her, i am so ready for this book
— Aug 26, 2026 08:50PM