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“I’m looking for a man in armour, fix five, blue eyes”
THIS IS PEAK COMEDY
— Aug 29, 2026 04:23AM
THIS IS PEAK COMEDY
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Marty
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You gotta love Maggie. She straight out called an assassin Ezio without him understanding the reference.
— Aug 28, 2026 02:20PM