Little Batties’s Reviews > I Already Planned My Retirement: A Vampire Romance Series > Status Update

"Brace yourself for disappointment."

This whole book has been a disappointment thus far.

Okay, why must Theo be emerging from "a steamy shower" when he first gets a text message from Colette?!? Like, what's even going on here.

I am really trying not to judge this too harshly too soon, but I'm already cringing.

What even was this first chapter?