njhpiper’s Reviews > Problematic Summer Romance > Status Update
njhpiper
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Tbh if a 35 year old guy came to my rescue in my worst days with ideas of faking a relationship with me without my permission in my apartment in front of my friends who've become my enemies, I'd actually take shelter with my enemies 😭 (and kick him out next second even if he's my brother's friend)
And the thing he did with the door?! Yikes
— Aug 30, 2026 10:49AM
And the thing he did with the door?! Yikes
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njhpiper
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Is this a The Unhoneymooners reference? Cause what's a wedding w/o food poisoning 😆
— Aug 30, 2026 10:02AM

