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Helena is 50% done

"...and than leading away the ass from between my legs, without being perceived by me in the least...Presently I looked for my ass, but no ass was to be found."
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— Aug 31, 2026 01:39AM

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Helena is 98% done

Sancho, opening his eyes and ears above a foot wide at this fair offer, leaped presently at the proposal. "Ay, ay, sir, now you say something," quoth he. "I will do it with a jerk now, since you speak so feelingly."

— 12 hours, 22 min ago

Helena is 98% done

"Come, Sancho name your price, and down with your breeches"😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯

— 12 hours, 29 min ago

Helena is 98% done

— 12 hours, 30 min ago

Helena is on page 50 of 1023

1000 strani ima zatu ka 6 strani npr sam gauari kaku sa usaka knjiga pasebi pagledal in se uadlačil a je boje zažgal al ne
Plus namis donkey usakič napiše ass lol

— Aug 02, 2026 08:38AM

Helena is on page 2 of 1023

"He would often dispute with the curate of parish, a man of learning, that had taken his degrees at Ciguenza, ..." u Cigunc?!

— Jul 31, 2026 07:24AM