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"don't buy anything thats 109% wool.
u cant be friends w people who call after 11pm."
— 22 hours, 53 min ago
u cant be friends w people who call after 11pm."
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Sam Nowiski
is 91% done
"never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from" my brain is doing backflips im confused by this sentence
— 22 hours, 54 min ago
Sam Nowiski
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"i envy all asian women. i mean have u ever seen an asian woman whose hair looks bad? no you haven't. why is this?" lmaooooo this book is cracking me up i love being a woman
— Aug 31, 2026 06:46AM