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Rebecca: I can’t believe you got your dick pierced.

Blake: This is what you thought about all day? Green aliens with two cocks.
Antony: Hard cocks. Weeping, hard cocks.

Antony: Did you find out anything about green cocks?
Blake: No.

Blake: Someone’s at the door…
His Brother: Might be him.

Antony: Bit sore today, bud? I did notice you were walking odd.

Henley: How were his two cocks?

Antony: Looks like you slept with an alien last night, bro.

Blake: It’s okay, baby. I’ve got you.

Rebecca: It’s official: I hate men.

Rebecca: Why are men such fucking idiots?