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Lucía is 47% done
There’s steadiness and dependability, and those are great. But settling? Just deciding you already know everything you like and dislike on the entire planet, everything you’re good at, every friend you’re going to make, and every food you’re ever going to eat?
— Sep 01, 2026 02:47AM
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Lucía is 56% done
I don’t think there’s a right way to feel. (…) And you can’t control it, anyway. Feelings are like weather. They just happen, and then they pass.
— Sep 01, 2026 02:49AM
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Lucía
Lucía is 21% done
Things go smoother if you don’t let people get a rise out of you,” he says. “If you give them control over how you feel, they’ll always use it. (…) If you don’t give other people responsibility for your feelings, you can have a decent relationship with most of them.
— Sep 01, 2026 02:44AM
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Lucía
Lucía is 17% done
every time I dole out a kernel of my history to someone who’s not going to become a fixture in my life, a piece of me gets carried away, somewhere I can never get it back.
You can’t untell someone your secrets. You can’t unsay those delicate truths once you learn you can’t trust the person you handed them to.
— Sep 01, 2026 02:41AM
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