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Damn all thick-headed Dutchmen!

Her poor, gentle orbs

"He laughed and cried together, as a woman does" 😬
Really upped the casual sexism a notch these days

Strange and terrible days before us

Seward I don't think this is the time to discuss Quincey Morris's manhood

Good ol' cryptic Van Helsing

Doctor, you gotsta

So glad everything is going much better for these people