⋆˚✧ maria ✧˚⋆’s Reviews > The Love Hypothesis > Status Update
⋆˚✧ maria ✧˚⋆
is 50% done
we are NOT ready for my generational crash out on September 23rd when “carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man” hits my screen
— Sep 01, 2026 07:00AM
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⋆˚✧ maria ✧˚⋆’s Previous Updates
⋆˚✧ maria ✧˚⋆
is 72% done
i am not ready for the massive life-changing soul awakening of epic proportions brain altering ginormous event i will experience on september 23rd. i might pass out multiple times.
and oh Holden Rodrigues you are the loss of my life 💔
— Sep 06, 2026 05:59AM
and oh Holden Rodrigues you are the loss of my life 💔
⋆˚✧ maria ✧˚⋆
is 20% done
the fact that HE was the one who suggested the fake dating, oh Adam Carlsen i will forever be in love with you.
i love them like the very first time, i’m so freaking excited about the movie 😭😭😭
— Aug 29, 2026 07:38PM
i love them like the very first time, i’m so freaking excited about the movie 😭😭😭