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Ahd
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I stick with Garrison’s pace.
As we pass a copy machine, he whispers to me, “Just so you know, you’re my favorite boss.”
I shouldn’t take pride in that fact, since Garrison was just clearly insulted by Connor, but I hold onto it anyway.
Favorite Boss Award Goes To…
I smile wide.
💗💓💗💓
— Sep 01, 2026 11:58PM
As we pass a copy machine, he whispers to me, “Just so you know, you’re my favorite boss.”
I shouldn’t take pride in that fact, since Garrison was just clearly insulted by Connor, but I hold onto it anyway.
Favorite Boss Award Goes To…
I smile wide.
💗💓💗💓
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Ahd
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“Maximoff Hale. You want to cook or watch superheroes defeat evil?”
I can’t believe this is even a question. “Superheroes,” he says in a daze.
Yeah, that’s definitely my kid.
— Sep 02, 2026 01:28PM
I can’t believe this is even a question. “Superheroes,” he says in a daze.
Yeah, that’s definitely my kid.
Ahd
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Moffy blinks a few times, confused. I like kids. They know less than me, and I don’t know a lot about a lot of things. That’s what Connor Cobalt is for.
— Sep 02, 2026 01:27PM
Ahd
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“You’ll be okay. You won’t see it today, maybe not even tomorrow, but one day, you’ll wake up and you’ll want to live.”
“Are you sure?” His voice breaks.
“I’m damn sure. Look at me…” I wait for him to raise his head, his hair partially concealing his eyes, and I say deeply, “One day at a time. Can you do that with me?”
Lo becoming like a big brother to Garrison & protecting him😭
— Sep 02, 2026 01:14PM
“Are you sure?” His voice breaks.
“I’m damn sure. Look at me…” I wait for him to raise his head, his hair partially concealing his eyes, and I say deeply, “One day at a time. Can you do that with me?”
Lo becoming like a big brother to Garrison & protecting him😭
Ahd
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“Your ribs are fractured.”
A tear rolls down his cheek. “Yeah, I know.” […]
“It’s happened before?”[…]
“Whenever I see them, they like to play rough, so whatever…”
“Which brother?” I question, my eyes murderous at this point.
Garrison lifts his head, his chin quaking, and his voice cracks as he says, “All of them.”
[…]“I’m not going to let them hurt you anymore.”
💔
— Sep 02, 2026 01:11PM
A tear rolls down his cheek. “Yeah, I know.” […]
“It’s happened before?”[…]
“Whenever I see them, they like to play rough, so whatever…”
“Which brother?” I question, my eyes murderous at this point.
Garrison lifts his head, his chin quaking, and his voice cracks as he says, “All of them.”
[…]“I’m not going to let them hurt you anymore.”
💔
Ahd
is 16% done
“My best friend is not Batman or Superman.” “Then what is he?”
“Connor Cobalt,” Lo answers without hesitation. “He’s Connor f***ing Cobalt, and whatever powers he has, they’re all his own.” I smile.
This feels more accurate than anything else.
— Sep 02, 2026 04:10AM
“Connor Cobalt,” Lo answers without hesitation. “He’s Connor f***ing Cobalt, and whatever powers he has, they’re all his own.” I smile.
This feels more accurate than anything else.
Ahd
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“Do you think Connor might be Batman or Superman?”
Lo drops me.
I land on my ass, and I gape up at him. “Lo!” It’s not the first time he’s dropped me mid-piggyback for speaking about a DC character.
He waves his chip at me. “There are a goddamn thousand superheroes, and you chose two that I can’t stand?”
“They make the most sense.”
Lo and his HATE for DC AHAHAH
— Sep 02, 2026 04:09AM
Lo drops me.
I land on my ass, and I gape up at him. “Lo!” It’s not the first time he’s dropped me mid-piggyback for speaking about a DC character.
He waves his chip at me. “There are a goddamn thousand superheroes, and you chose two that I can’t stand?”
“They make the most sense.”
Lo and his HATE for DC AHAHAH
Ahd
is 15% done
“Happy Birthday, Daddy!” Jane is the first to say, tossing another handful of confetti from this little pink pail.
I skirt around Connor to see his reaction. He’s smiling at all the children.
He’s smiling.
Rose is too.
And then they lock eyes, and I swear the world slows for a second or two. The nerd stars are a powerful force while in orbit. I touch my cheeks, my dopey grin hurting my face.
😭
— Sep 02, 2026 12:12AM
I skirt around Connor to see his reaction. He’s smiling at all the children.
He’s smiling.
Rose is too.
And then they lock eyes, and I swear the world slows for a second or two. The nerd stars are a powerful force while in orbit. I touch my cheeks, my dopey grin hurting my face.
😭
Ahd
is 15% done
“Are you sure you don’t have a bodysuit beneath your shirt?”[..]
Connor stares down at me. “If I said no, would you believe me?”
I think for a second. Superman wouldn’t give up his secret identity, would he?
“Only if you showed me. I’d need evidence.” Without hesitation, Connor begins unbuttoning his white button-down[..]
“Nonono,” I slur, “that’s okay.”
Lily🫶🫶😂💓
— Sep 02, 2026 12:10AM
Connor stares down at me. “If I said no, would you believe me?”
I think for a second. Superman wouldn’t give up his secret identity, would he?
“Only if you showed me. I’d need evidence.” Without hesitation, Connor begins unbuttoning his white button-down[..]
“Nonono,” I slur, “that’s okay.”
Lily🫶🫶😂💓
Ahd
is 15% done
“I saw you,” I whisper-hiss.
“Shhh,” she retorts.
She’s shushing me?
I put the speaker closer to my lips. “I fulfilled my role. I’d like some appreciation for chaperoning a genius.”
Connor is at the front door, and I think he heard me. He glances over his shoulder with this look like do you really believe you’re being quiet? Right.
He has superhuman hearing.
Superman.
I adore Lily😂😭
— Sep 02, 2026 12:05AM
“Shhh,” she retorts.
She’s shushing me?
I put the speaker closer to my lips. “I fulfilled my role. I’d like some appreciation for chaperoning a genius.”
Connor is at the front door, and I think he heard me. He glances over his shoulder with this look like do you really believe you’re being quiet? Right.
He has superhuman hearing.
Superman.
I adore Lily😂😭
Ahd
is 15% done
“If I go, you have to stop calling me your friend. We’re not, okay?”
Before Connor speaks, Garrison turns on me. “And I have friends…” He pauses and corrects himself, “One friend. She’s just not here.”
Connor casually checks his watch. “Most people would be on their knees to be my friend. This just illustrates your lack of judgment.”
[…]
Garrison nods and says dryly, “Thanks, boss.”
— Sep 01, 2026 11:57PM
Before Connor speaks, Garrison turns on me. “And I have friends…” He pauses and corrects himself, “One friend. She’s just not here.”
Connor casually checks his watch. “Most people would be on their knees to be my friend. This just illustrates your lack of judgment.”
[…]
Garrison nods and says dryly, “Thanks, boss.”