Olivia Rhodes’s Reviews > The Knave and the Moon > Status Update

Losing Maude and Bartholomew at the same time is sending me over the edge

Ok I’m sorry he’s not dead

I feel like he died so easy

Ok imma have to pause cause I know she didn’t just describe an orgasm as the little death

Ok again seeing the point of the blood thing just not liking how often it shows up during spicy moments

but also describing yourself as the worlds table is a choice

OK RORY I SEE YOU now that’s how you do a love confession

I don’t think I have ever cringed so hard at sex scenes in a book as I have during these

BARTHOLOMEW DELLING IM CRYING

So the water was a feeling sprite this whole time?