Ellen’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

NOOO COME ONNNB after all this time please

Holy shit again what the hell

The anger in this book oh my god it’s powerful

When you read this you no longer have a husband!! Oh dw I’m okay it’s just like how you also don’t have a daughter anymore cause we’re both leaving you lol! anyways here’s all my debt have fun

“…without the slightest pricking of conscience at abandoning you”

This is easily the most brutal letter I’ve ever read man😭

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“Her inseperable companion” two women who care more about art and music than anything to do with men and getting married run away together, one that dresses as a man to escape and admits it’s not the first time she’s done it and likes herself more dressed masculine QUEER REP!!!!!

Eugenie the amazing independent man-hating artist that you are

Holy shitttttt it’s all happening

“We both have blood in our veins which we wish to spill, there is our mutual guarantee… before ten o’clock tomorrow, I shall have seen the colour of his” holy shit

“One!” Holy shit

The count might actually be Hannah Montana the way he just puts on a wig and fools everyone into thinking he’s someone else