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Sarkis had led a mercenary company and was certainly not going to be out-euphemismed by a priest and a sheltered widow. “We’ll, I do have quite a large sword.”

Sale dropped their eyes tot he blade at his waist and said, “Eh, I’ve seen bigger.”

^^lmao

“well,” she admitted, looking at the pile of potatoes, “you’re good at that.”

“i have a great deal of experience skinning my enemies,” he said, deadpan.

“do you have many enemies among the potatoes?”

“not any longer.”

^^😂😂😂😂😂

“that’s very sweet, thank you.”

“i am not sweet. did i mention that i’ve fought dragons?”

“yes, but you also mentioned that it was mostly unsuccessfully.”

“no offense intended!”

“not being a hill, i take no offense.”

^^lmao; these two!