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Jasmine
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“They’re probably all dead.” “I thought something bad was going to happen. Yesterday . . .” “I saw it coming. Last night . . .” “It’s too bad,” Sister Rufa was saying, “everybody dying before Christmas, when all those presents are forthcoming . . . They should have waited until New Year’s . . .”
Jesus Christ!! LOL
— Sep 03, 2026 10:03AM
Jesus Christ!! LOL
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Jasmine
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“Did you see how I came here, running?” “God, yes, I thought you had diarrhea!” “Well, then,” said the priest, paying no attention to the ensign’s gross remark
LMAO pardon me?!
— Sep 03, 2026 09:54AM
LMAO pardon me?!
Jasmine
is 12% done
"Glory be to God on high and peace on earth to men of goodwill! But as we will see later on, men needn’t exhibit goodwill for them to live in peace."
Yup yup yup
— Aug 08, 2026 09:53PM
Yup yup yup
Jasmine
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"He was rich, and his gold prayed for him."
Damn this whole chapter just readin him hard
— Aug 08, 2026 09:51PM
Damn this whole chapter just readin him hard
Jasmine
is 10% done
"Her eyes, which were almost always cast down, when she raised them testified to the purest of souls, and when she smiled, revealing her small, white teeth, one might be tempted to say that a rose is merely a plant, and ivory just an elephant’s tusk."
JOSÉ!!!!
— Aug 08, 2026 08:04PM
JOSÉ!!!!