Jess’s Reviews > Bloom > Status Update
Jess
is 77% done
Ro’s romance with Ash is getting increasingly more tender & intimate, but more warning signs keep appearing! But these signs could theoretically be explained away. Maybe Ash went back & killed that creepy guy. He’ll be in the next farmer’s market!
— 8 hours, 49 min ago
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Jess
is 26% done
This is definitely the part where Ro gets abducted; the cozy farm paradise is a ruse fs
— Sep 01, 2026 03:37PM
Jess
is 19% done
Lard in the cupcakes? Ash is definitely turning the missing girls into cupcakes… & Ro is about to be next. Cozy cottage core farmer’s market turns sapphic cannibalistic horror? I’m in :P
— Aug 31, 2026 09:05PM
Jess
is 3% done
Ro is currently undergoing a life reset; she’s not who she wants to be.
— Aug 28, 2026 08:39PM