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van helsing reminds me of poirot lol

i knew about the stoker estate suing the creators of nosferatu but i didn’t realise just how neat for beat it was lol

forgot to mark that i’m reading this. draculaaa

cba to work out how far dracula daily is but LMAO the fact dracula signed his note as "D" made me laugh idk why. daddy long dick (jonathan harker) just landed in la baby (dracula's house)