Rafael Vega’s Reviews > God Emperor of Dune > Status Update

what is tuono? what did it used to be? it seems to be a shockingly bad recreation of an ancient fremen village. dirty ass streets. how is duncan more fremen than these so called musuem fremen?? also, leto making siona and duncan shack up... hmmmm....

bro leto has to know hes melangely bullying moneo!!! LEAVE THE OLD MAN ALONE. i swear every interaction like this it feels like he's gonna squish him. also, moving the wedding to tuono?? where siona and duncan are??

so this duncan WILL break the cycle. maybe leto planned that it would be on the same generation siona would awaken to the golden path (whatever that means)? moneo is TRYING to help duncan live... because this one isn't falling into the same mental traps! siona is on some beast mode shit???? MORE PLANNED BABY MAKING, FUCK

after bickering and bantering, siona realizes that leto needs her for his golden path, but will not rescue her from the desert himself. he needed her to see; to drink his own Water of Life. and the revelation that there is a mechanical apocalypse? hopefully that's what the golden path is trying to avoid... after seeing rebellion is her eyes, comparing the feeling to the BG dealing with Paul... beginnings man...

moneo's test was a glance into godhood... small spice overdose? he was a rebel once like siona. the test converted him. hwi is still stuck between her love for leto and duncan. duncan wants hwi to forget about him... why did he call Nayla "friend"??

Siona is being really stubborn about the stillsuit. She’s just not getting that she’s racing to an early grave if she doesn’t conserve her water. As Leto loses his humanity… he gains more human concerns… maybe because he’s realizing what he’s losing? Especially with all that ancient knowledge, he’s aching for human experiences that he forgone for the golden path..? Offering kindness to Siona…

BIG MONEO. SHUT IDAHO BIGOT DUNCAN TF DOWN. SON’D HIM!!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT OUR LGBTQ+ SOLDIERS ARE THE REALEST ONES. DO THE KNOWLEDGE, LOSER!!!! AND HE’S FASTER THAN YOU. NTH GENERATION ATREIDES DESIGNED TO FUCK SHIT UP

It was supposed to be MONEO. HE’S UNC. why, just cuz he’s atreides?? And why he scare him at the end?? (Also, from last chapter; Muad’dib at a hidden spice hoard? & ” He can only kill us “ was tough)

Oh god Duncan. YOU HAD TO FUCK HER. YOUR SELFISH HORNY ASS JUST *HAD* TO FUCK HER. HWI!!!! You wench! Yet she says she still needs to be with Leto! Bro there ain’t no way Duncan lives I’m sorry

THREE DOUBLES...WHY. anyways; bro. this wasn't even the test! this was a pretest, the psat! "I like to talk..." i've never heard leto speak so vulnerably since children of dune!! and siona... WHAT IS HER PURPOSE(in a positive way)?!?! LETO IS AFRAID OF HER??? she is STUBBORN in her rebellion to him, no let up! REAL TEST COMING SOON