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yeah no I'm icked tf out lmao

""I can't believe you're a virgin.""
I'm so sorry but I'm getting icked tf out lmfao WE GET IT HE'S A VIRGIN AND HE'S SO SPECTACULARLY GOOD AT SEX omfg please stop

"She's a warrior. A survivior."
We're talking about period cramps and a sunburn here, btw. Not her actual trauma
It gives the same thing that guys say to girls about their stretch marks being "tiger stripes" or some corny shit like that

I'm sorry...IT'S A FCKING SUNBURN, come on now

typo should be "parents'" instead of "parent's"

I'm sorry, I know it's a thing, but please don't make me have to read "alphahole" unironically again. it's bad enough that it's on the back of the book in the synopsis

typo i think we're missing a word here

"I've been practically walking around the house naked, which I thought would drive him away."
....why would you think that? did she not just acknowledge that he was an unmated, alpha werewolf? so why would she think that would work? are we fr rn?

"ooooh did you kill your pack? did you do this? or do that? you're packless you're packless you're packless" STFU?! why tf is she being mean about that sort of thing? and she's not even sorry yet in her POV

"Maybe Byrne does have a heart and isn't just a soul-sucking lawyer."
well girl have you ever bothered to check? like I get the anger and the resentment for the entire situation from both parties, and I know this is a enemies to lovers type of thing, but if they're both going to be THIS FCKING MISERABLE to each other and other people for the rest of the book, this is gonna be hell