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why is this still not over yet

this is dragging so much like get on with it

jacob is so moody god

“sorry i’m not the right kind of monster for you” damn jacob ate her up with that

so jacob being shirtless for the whole movie is canon? right…right

bella complains so much

“i bet you’d taste good” “he wasn’t the first person to tell me that” ok wtf is going on

“i bet you’d taste good” “he wasn’t the first person to tell me that” ok wtf is going on

where’s jacob

wait why have i missed this