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"I’m not kidding. His name is 'Nothing.' And he is hilarious. 'Nothing' got his name when kids used to tease him in middle school. I think he’s a senior now. The kids started calling him Patty when his real name is Patrick. And 'Nothing' told these kids, 'Listen, you either call me Patrick, or you call me nothing.' So, the kids started calling him 'Nothing.'"
— Sep 07, 2026 07:48AM
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"After the song finished, I said something. “I feel infinite.” I have since bought the record, and I would tell you what it was, but truthfully, it’s not the same unless you’re driving to your first real party, and you’re sitting in the middle seat of a pickup with two nice people when it starts to rain."
— Sep 23, 2026 08:35AM