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“‘He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?’ He turned back to Venkat. ‘I wonder what he’s thinking right now.’
LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
— Sep 07, 2026 11:47AM
LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
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JPL: By the way, the name of the probe we’re sending is Iris. Named after the Greek goddess who traveled the heavens with the speed of wind. She’s also the goddess of rainbows.
WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.
— Sep 09, 2026 05:33AM
WATNEY: Gay probe coming to save me. Got it.
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JPL: …Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world.
WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).
— Sep 08, 2026 12:39PM
WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).