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Yea, when the ponderous carven shaft unshaken
Is the one weight your passionate nipples know,


EXCUSE ME?!

With vines of shut and shadowy-leavèd flowers
Like the dropt lids of women that endure
Some loin-dissolving ecstasy.

He felt an eerie consternation 😭😭😭😭

Her huge breasts, pale as frog-bellies, bulged from her torn gown as she leaned toward him.

The goats of Pornos

She was young, lissome, ultra-feminine

Just feed me to the Martian brain slugs, fam

Her bosom heaved with an obscure emotion

“My brain reeled before the infinite vistas of surmise that were opened by such questions.” Motherfucker I will reel your brain.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read in my life