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“Ode to my spork” by Sparrow
O spork! With your spoon face
And your spiked lips
You are the centaur of utensils
What’s for dinner?
Never fear.
Spork: you scoop AND spear.
Brave, useful spork!
Backcountry soldier,
Stalwart, winner.
But like a lot of us,
You are a freak in the front country,
Where no one invites you to dinner.
— Sep 08, 2026 12:31PM
O spork! With your spoon face
And your spiked lips
You are the centaur of utensils
What’s for dinner?
Never fear.
Spork: you scoop AND spear.
Brave, useful spork!
Backcountry soldier,
Stalwart, winner.
But like a lot of us,
You are a freak in the front country,
Where no one invites you to dinner.
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But when you spend your life in the pursuit of knowledge, knowledge matters a great deal, and mattering is a life force. People were always asking her, “Studying? What are you studying for? The question galled her. “I’m studying because I’m curious. Why aren’t you studying? Why don’t you want to know the name of that raptor in the sky? Why don’t you want to taste that dooryard violet?”
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