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…this curious child was very fond of pretending to be two people. “But it’s no use now,” thought poor Alice, “to pretend to be two people! Why, there’s hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!”
— Sep 08, 2026 07:50PM
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How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the question is who in the world am I? Ah, that’s the great puzzle!”
— Sep 09, 2026 12:15AM
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She generally gave herself very good advice (though she very seldom followed it), and sometimes she scolded herself so severely as to bring tears into her eyes;
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Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.
— Sep 08, 2026 07:37PM