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Jennifer is 51% done

James this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever asked for. You’ve dealt with her 3 times and she’s escaped every single time.

— Sep 10, 2026 02:44PM

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Jennifer’s Previous Updates

Jennifer is 95% done

The existence of Costco in this world is so unserious 😂

— Sep 13, 2026 07:13PM

Jennifer is 82% done

James you are literally the least chill person ever

— Sep 13, 2026 09:42AM

Jennifer is 91% done

I actually hate the 2 of them

— Sep 12, 2026 02:41PM

Jennifer is 86% done

James is really so embarrassing

— Sep 12, 2026 01:59PM

Jennifer is 67% done

James you dont know here either

— Sep 12, 2026 05:16AM

Jennifer is 63% done

Like if a person was made of cake THIS BOOK IS A FEVER DREAM IN THE WORST WAY

— Sep 11, 2026 04:22PM

Jennifer is 44% done

— Sep 10, 2026 02:23PM

Jennifer is 39% done

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AARON SHOT HIM GOOD DO IT AGAIN

— Sep 10, 2026 04:59AM

Jennifer is 33% done

— Sep 10, 2026 04:40AM

Jennifer is 29% done

I want Warner to actually kill James I’m so fucking over his sheer stupidity

— Sep 09, 2026 06:48PM

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