Lydia’s Reviews > Legacy Lost > Status Update

"What I'm saying is that humans aren't designed for total honesty. It hurts too much. People need to keep some of their deepest, darkest thoughts to themselves." - Shelby Taggart

Shelby:"You can stop that any time!"
Eric:"What?"
Shelby:"Thinking about my butt."
Eric:"I can't stop thinking about your butt any more than I can stop breathing."

Shelby:"Sounds like a good deal, right? Detecting how people feel."
Eric:"Sounds like an unfair advantage."
Shelby:"Trust me on this one - no one wants to know everything that someone feels about them."

Eric:"You know, a guy could get jealous of a horse, the way you're mooning over him... Before you two make plans for your happily ever after, you should be aware that he's gelded."
Shelby:"And it improved his disposition immediately. Should be mandatory for all guys."