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(Looking at art wistfully) Oh Kaladin Stormblessed, we’re really in it now….

Kaladin yet again being the most Radiant to ever Radiant. And also murder??? That was some crazy murder??? Kaladin commits some gross murder?? I’d say pop off, but fuck dude that was nasty.

WHERE IS MY GOAT BRO????

Shallan and Kaladin are in a “who had the worse life” contest and idk who is willing
Thankfully my GOAT is back and I get to hear about my GOAT, Adolin my GOAT full of love and kindness for the world

“This is a dream, idiot” — Wit

Thanks man. Maybe we should speak nicer to my guy Kaladin tho. I swear, everyone is telling him “think of what you’ve accomplished!” by which they mean, keep living, we love you. And all he hears is “you did all this stuff before which means you can do it again but MORE, keep living you got work to do.” My guy. Please rest istg. I know you won’t but please

Where’s my goat bro??? What’s he up to?
ILY Kaladin but also where’s my goatttttt

Dalinar low-key pissing me off a bit

ILY ADOLIN

A not so subtle nudge to read the rest of the cosmere

ILY Adolin

Okay Brandon, I see the gender fuckery… I appreciate it….

This year long time jump is so weird, I’m used to Brandon picking up right where he left off. What gives man? I feel like I’ve missed some super important context??

Also poor Kaladin and his lack of working romantic relationships :(((