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Jordan is 24% done

And the hits just keep coming 😵‍💫 someone save me from this hell

— Sep 11, 2026 06:45PM

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Jordan’s Previous Updates

Jordan is 91% done

Why am I crying 🥲

— Sep 16, 2026 03:29AM

Jordan is 71% done

I need to be resuscitated

— Sep 14, 2026 07:13AM

Jordan is 70% done

“I’ll call you whatever you like, as long as you call me yours.”

— Sep 14, 2026 07:04AM

Jordan is 66% done

OMG. I simply cannot take these two. 😭 this brotherhood is making my eyes leak

— Sep 14, 2026 05:03AM

Jordan is 65% done

She makes amaranth as reign look like child’s play

— Sep 14, 2026 03:23AM

Jordan is 60% done

This is criminal

— Sep 14, 2026 02:34AM

Jordan is 59% done

MY JAW IS UNHINGED

— Sep 14, 2026 02:25AM

Jordan is 36% done

I’m terrified

— Sep 13, 2026 03:03PM

Jordan is 17% done

You know what EFF THIS

— Sep 11, 2026 02:33PM

Jordan is 14% done

I am not ok rn

— Sep 11, 2026 12:20PM

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message 1: by Bryaune (new) - rated it 5 stars

I’m here for moral support, but I will not be saving you 😂

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