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Now why does it say “J. D. Salinger” on the front of this when it was clearly written by one ‘Buddy’ Glass [- the exhausting and inexhaustible]? Though I apologize, Buddy, for this latter wound for which you have, yourself, taken great pains to apologize preemptively for and in so doing condemned yourself to its truth. Nay, I shouldn’t condemn thee a crime of passion, my own hand guilty thus!