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The fact that Kaz's big bad gang of terrible people is DYING because of a pregnant woman is killing me. I cant-

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Sep 13, 2026 05:11AM

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M-m-mmatthhia-matthias annd- n-n- nina.
Matthias and Nina.
Matthias.
Matthias.
No.
KAZ WHERE ARE YOU. You always know how to fix stuff. FIX THIS KAZ.

— Sep 17, 2026 10:50PM

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"In the end, he was not Nina or Matthias or Kaz or Inej or Jesper. He was
just Wylan Van Eck. He told them everything."

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLL WYLANNN. WHAT ON EARTH. WHAT WHY WHYY WHYY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
GODDAMN.

— Sep 17, 2026 11:25AM

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So of course it makes sense that when Jesper finally makes a move, it turns out to be the wrong guy.
Like if that doesnt scream Jesper, IDK what else would.
Poor guy 🤣🤣

— Sep 16, 2026 10:53AM

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What on the goddamned planet earth and all of Inej's saints is the ✨PROBLEM ✨with Kaz and Inej?!
R they DUMBBB.
HOW can they be dumb.
WHY are they dumb.

How dare they act like this. I wanna bash their heads together and then lock them up in a room and make them TALK. IS THAT SO HARD?! TO TALKKK?!

Also I am SO SCARED for Matthias and Nina. Please let them have a good ending. MANIFESTING ITTTTT

— Sep 14, 2026 10:51AM

S is starting

teee heeee heee here i come
kaz, go get your girl
(AND your money ofc)

— Sep 11, 2026 10:47AM