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Michael Kramer using Wayne’s voice for Ann explaining why she likes firearms so much… I feel sick.

“Deadly beauty is the starkest variety, and you will never find a murderess more intoxicating, more entrancing, than the sea.”

“That wizard from the stars wasn’t me, by the way. I’ve always wondered who traded the device to Fort. That’s Nalthian tech, with Awakened predictive connection circuits.”

“I had an encounter—well, more a collision—with the Sorceress a few years before. Let’s just say she had something I needed, but liberating it from her proved more difficult than I’d assumed. The end result? The Sorceress gave me one of her famous curses. Look, even the most graceful dancer trips once and a while. My curse took away my sense of taste, and, well… my other four senses as well.”

“Now, you might have noticed that the young woman in the barrel was not Tress, and you might think she was actually in one of the other kegs. She was not. Tress was not hiding in some other piece of cargo; Tress was not hiding at all. Tress was the Inspector.”