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Kellie is on page 278 of 976

Insert Jennifer Lawrence ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN?’ Meme here.

— Sep 13, 2026 12:06PM

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Kellie is on page 645 of 976

Suddenly 1,000 pages doesn’t feel like enough????

— 47 minutes ago

Kellie is on page 560 of 976

So I’m at the point where I’ll be needing to finish this book before I can be a fully functioning human again x

— Sep 19, 2026 02:26PM

Kellie is on page 362 of 976

Okay I am fully on board with this now.

— Sep 18, 2026 05:41AM

Kellie is on page 236 of 976

No no no no no no no no no no

Okay it’s getting good now…and by good I mean everyone is suffering?

— Sep 12, 2026 02:05PM

Kellie is on page 176 of 976

Reading this one chapter a day! Slowly making progress.

— Sep 09, 2026 05:20AM

Kellie is on page 164 of 976

— Sep 06, 2026 01:59PM

Kellie is on page 92 of 976

— Sep 01, 2026 11:34AM

Kellie is on page 50 of 976

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Kellie is on page 30 of 976

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