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Drew
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The easiest way to witness the stupidity and misplaced hopes of all humanity is to watch, for twenty minutes, a human using a leaf blower. With this machine, the man was saying, I will murder all quiet. I will destroy the aural plane. And I will do so with a machine that performs a task far less efficiently than I could with a rake.
— Sep 15, 2026 02:50PM
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Drew
is on page 98 of 400
I’m thoroughly enjoying this story. Eggers’ characters are completely formed and each individually fascinating.
— Sep 15, 2026 08:12AM
Drew
is on page 56 of 400
When they hit the main strip, they saw that a cruise ship had docked and Seward was full of identical couples in their seventies, all wearing slight variations on the same windbreaker and white sneakers.
— Sep 09, 2026 01:16PM
Drew
is on page 48 of 400
The otters were maniacal they were so cute, swimming on their backs, holding actual rocks on their stomachs, using them to break open actual clams. Such an animal could not be conceived by any self-respecting creator. Only a god made in our image could go for that level of animal kitsch.
— Sep 09, 2026 12:53PM
Drew
is on page 6 of 400
If a human were ascending a mountain, and…there were storms and avalanches and bolts of lightning from angry skies, then she could accept drama, participate in drama. But suburban drama was so tiresome, so absurd on its face, that she could no longer be around anyone who thought it real or worthwhile.
— Sep 07, 2026 05:00PM