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Kandake Johnson is 31% done

Uh.

— Sep 16, 2026 06:56AM

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Kandake Johnson is 73% done

— Sep 19, 2026 06:46PM

Kandake Johnson is 65% done

this is fictional. this is fictional. this is fictional.

— Sep 18, 2026 04:35AM

Kandake Johnson is 54% done

and the plot thickens

— Sep 16, 2026 08:26PM

Kandake Johnson is 47% done

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I FREAKING KNEW IT.

— Sep 16, 2026 12:04PM

Kandake Johnson is 37% done

— Sep 16, 2026 11:04AM

Kandake Johnson is 22% done

— Sep 16, 2026 05:45AM

Kandake Johnson is 16% done

— Sep 14, 2026 07:27PM

Kandake Johnson is 9% done

I’m depressed. My baby pip ☹️😭

— Sep 14, 2026 01:09PM

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