sydney’s Reviews > I Was a Teenage Slasher > Status Update

“I was a teenage slasher, yeah okay. I said it. And it wasn’t because Amy career placement test told me what I was, and it wasn’t because I’d been harboring secret resentments since sixth grade, about some traumatic prank. It was because I had, and still live with, a peanut allergy.”

Right so there is no way that is a real quote from this book. Definitely an adjustment to this from Jane Eyre.