Kyleigh’s Reviews > The Lies We Steal > Status Update

What is this book's obsession with using the word shadows over and over again?

Am I supposed to think it's cute that this man didn't actually kill her pet rat?

"my natural lubricant"
"Sweet-smelling fluids"
" Sticky, nectar ambrosia"
"My mound"
This shit is gross. DON'T WRITE SMUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE WORDS THAT ARE GROSS SOUNDING Please. I'm irritated.

"My pet. She’s the worst behaved pet ever. A beaten dog that won’t stop pissing on the couch just to make me angry." This is a goofy-ass statement. Alister just shut TF up.

This shit cannot be real.

HELP this shit goofy as hell, he is literally calling her a bum while basically making her ride his thigh😭

This book feels like a fever dream. Also, correction: one of the other nepo babies in the group did the skinning part, but it was still the MMC's idea to kill her pet rat 😭

This man just skinned her pet rat alive and nailed it to her dorm room door. What the fuck is going on

“They are not scared of me because of my money, they fear me because I could, and would, kill them if they crossed me. You should think about that before opening those c*ck sucking lips again.” never say that shit again , it was in fact not tuff or cute . How am I supposed to take this book seriously?😭