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fucking kyle haven might just outlive everyone

booty shorts that say BRASHEN on one cheek and TRELL on the other

[anything happens]
me: this does NOT bode well

how far are we from kennit [redacted] vivacia….. i can’t even type it. it’s giving me the heebie-jeebies. this fucker is lovebombing a ship’s figurehead fyi.

one thing i love about kennit: he’s a voracious reader. i wonder what he was like before he decided (or was forced to become?) a pirate? he is wintrow’s wario.

and they were crewmates!

“the myth of ‘consensual’ sex. isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?” - grag to althea and brashen

“awe like hunger was in his eyes.” the concept of wintrow and etta……. this hilda furacão serve

how handsome is grag?! the thought lives rent-free in althea’s head despite not wanting him lol

kyle so evil he can’t be killed. says so much about him that even kennit appears to be slightly redeemable compared to him.

malta the only vestritt (maybe it’s the haven in her) using the family dickmatized curse to good use helpppp (hobb i know you’re fucking insane but please don’t even get her near br*sh*n)… also she would’ve ran vivacia like the navy. should’ve left poor wintrow with Sa :/