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“She has a crush on you.”
“It wouldn’t be the first time but I don’t cross boundaries.”
“I do.”
“Sorry?”
“I make a business of it. I have what the professionals call lack of impulse control.”
“I’m flattered, truly. But this isn’t appropriate and I’m not comf-“
“Jesus, you’re arrogant. I’m not hitting on you. I’m threatening you.”
— Sep 17, 2026 06:11PM
“It wouldn’t be the first time but I don’t cross boundaries.”
“I do.”
“Sorry?”
“I make a business of it. I have what the professionals call lack of impulse control.”
“I’m flattered, truly. But this isn’t appropriate and I’m not comf-“
“Jesus, you’re arrogant. I’m not hitting on you. I’m threatening you.”
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“I an in position, over.”
“Tripp, it’s an open line. You don’t have to say over.”
“Heard. I have eyes on two possible hostile approaching Old Campus gate.”
“Are they approaching us?”
“Negatory.”
“I swear to all that is holy, if you don’t stop this Call of Duty bullshit, I’m going to arrest you.”
“Stay off the comms, both of you.”
— Sep 20, 2026 01:22PM
“Tripp, it’s an open line. You don’t have to say over.”
“Heard. I have eyes on two possible hostile approaching Old Campus gate.”
“Are they approaching us?”
“Negatory.”
“I swear to all that is holy, if you don’t stop this Call of Duty bullshit, I’m going to arrest you.”
“Stay off the comms, both of you.”
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Darlington calling Il Bastone Alex’s “pet house” is so funny (he’s right)
— Sep 18, 2026 05:42PM
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“I want to know you’re mine and no one else’s. Even if it’s only true for now.”
— Sep 18, 2026 11:55AM
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“I will serve you ‘til the end of days.”
“And love me too?”
— Sep 18, 2026 11:44AM
“And love me too?”
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“Tripp Helmuth was certainly a threat to rhythm and good taste.” my son
— Sep 16, 2026 10:52AM