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"She wonders when he will stop texting her proof of life. Perhaps that will be the true end of the marriage, when they no longer need to know: Are you still alive?"

que feliz me hace esto

"She is happy that she has lived long enough to learn the difference between decent
champagne and really good champagne, which she now knows doesn’t just
taste good on the first sip, but the entire way home."

amo

“I’d like to be sober for my wedding,” Lila says, and Patricia looks
confused.
“I can’t see why anyone would choose that,”

LMFAO

hombre siendo hombre como siempre, pidiendo perdón después de cagarla como si no le hubieras jodido la vida a la tía

vete a tomar por culo cony

whatever the fuck is happening lmfao

“I think it’s as simple as nobody has ever offered it to me. It’s like people can look at me and somehow tell that I don’t want to do drugs.”
“That was the first thing I noticed about you,” Jim says.

You don’t kill yourself when you are sad because one day you might not be sad, and you might want to go surfing with a man you really like?

marla, you are growing on me 🫵🏼

“It was fun for a life,” Patricia says. “But now I wear linen and drink in the afternoon, and so be it. Because when did afternoons get so long? I mean, Christ, let’s just get on with the evening, shall we?” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

“Because she is starting to suspect that she actually likes weird things. That everybody likes weird things, which is why sex shops are open in the middle of a Thursday afternoon.”

y pues si