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"More whinging than Aurienne had expected from a Fyren. Weren't they meant to be rugged killers? This specimen had the fortitude of a wet quiche." 🤣
— Sep 18, 2026 07:57AM
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"The Fyren Order took a rather more nomadic approach to headquartering. They shifted their base of operations every few months, which meant that Osric got to visit truly charming parts of the Tiendoms. Tonight, he strode down an alley lit by sputtering grease lamps in the picturesque town of Shanksby, taking in the local sights (a rat nibbling upon a severed human head) and smells (piss, suffering)." 💀
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