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"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is, 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
He was quite cheery until the iocane powder took effect.
— 19 hours, 55 min ago
He was quite cheery until the iocane powder took effect.
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'So you can either marry me and be the richest and most powerful woman in a thousand miles and give turkeys away at Christmas and provide me a son, or you can die in terrible pain in the very near future. Make up your own mind."
"I'll never love you."
"I wouldn't want it if I had it."
"Then by all means let us marry.'
— Sep 17, 2026 03:22PM
"I'll never love you."
"I wouldn't want it if I had it."
"Then by all means let us marry.'