Mistoka’s Reviews > That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon > Status Update

“You’re just going to have me run around naked on this island?”
“Of course not. I’m not a monster. You can have a towel.”

I love them 😂

“The fact that this man could go from cutting someone in half to cooking me one of my favorite dishes after building me a fucking beach house was too much to handle.”

Wym girl, seems pretty easy to handle to me 😅

No no nooo not her stupid ex! 😤😭

“We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?”
“Darling, we burned down the church.”

I love them 😅

"I don't remember Fallon ever sounding like he had a vendetta against my eardrums."

P. S. He was snoring 😅

"I’d say I didn't start intensely at the deep V of his hipbones, but mama didn’t raise a liar."

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I mean, I'm going to take you as my wife when this is all over.”

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
(she killed an alligator to get that proposal btw)

Reading 5 books simultaneously? Absolutely