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Then, one night, the Georgians were chasing someone thinking it was an Abkhazian. They wounded him and heard him scream. Then the Abkhazians stumbled upon him and thought it was a Georgian. So they started chasing him and shot at him. Finally, when it started getting light out, they realized that all along, it had been a wounded monkey. So then all of them...declared a ceasefire and rushed over to save it.
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"They're interested in you." "Who?" "What do you mean, who? The authorities." "I don't care where I die. Let them send me to Siberia." "What kind of mother are you? You have a child." "You know whose it is . . .""I'll marry you anyway." And so I married him. The man who murdered my husband. I had his child, my daughter.
How I Met Your Mother, Soviet World War II edition
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How I Met Your Mother, Soviet World War II edition
Daniel Montague
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People . . .Regular people don't care about history, they're concerned with simpler things: failing in love, getting married, having kids. Building a house. Our country fell apart from the deficit of women's boots and toilet paper, because of the fact that there were no oranges. It was those goddamn blue jeans! Today, the shops resemble museums. Theaters.
— Sep 12, 2026 06:23PM