Nidhi’s Reviews > Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits > Status Update

why is it that bro always looks to only the women in his life for comfort! first cheryl, and now kit.

damn. and i thought batman was emo.

omfg i just KNOW john "you have lung cancer because you've smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 17 years old" constantine, the ULTIMATE chainsmoker, is criticizing his DEAD mate for being an alcoholic. jfc. i like kit, but can we not glaze kit at the expense of poor brendan?

waiiit i kind of love kit "do you roll in gutters as a hobby, or does someone pay you?" ryan. also it is EXTREMELY funny that every single one of constantine's girlfriends has had black hair. and i though dick grayson and his penchant for redheads was bad.

i'm so confused by constantine's descriptors of kit. he makes her sound like talia al ghul. "miss ireland" brooooooo get outta here!

aaaaaand now we run into kit. what a homewrecker constantine is. i mean, yeah, brendan's dead, but like....also i think it's hilarious/ridiculous that he calls every female he comes across "luv".

"up yours" HOLY COW WHAT A DIVA!! ONLY CONSTANTINE

oh to have the caucasity....

most of this has just been me googling "insert name here hellblazer" and finding out that john has a HUGE roster

did bro just try to kms. how un-constantine of him.