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Cress
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And the cast-iron skillet propped against the stone wall a few feet away. The weight of the frying pan handle feels spectacular in his grip as the spear clatters to the ground.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂 and I'm laughing so hard, this is perfect
— Sep 19, 2026 03:47PM
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂 and I'm laughing so hard, this is perfect
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Cress
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Beneath the endpaper, framed in wobbling paste lines, are scrawled two ragged words: FIND ME.
IS THERE BOOK TWO?? OMG PLEASE
— Sep 21, 2026 02:11PM
IS THERE BOOK TWO?? OMG PLEASE
Cress
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“Crocheting,” Cressien croaks. “We were…crocheting.”
Eugene lets out a dramatic gasp. “No—don’t tell me you were considering smooching in here. No boyfriends until you’re eighteen—we discussed this!”
Lmaooo
— Sep 21, 2026 01:58PM
Eugene lets out a dramatic gasp. “No—don’t tell me you were considering smooching in here. No boyfriends until you’re eighteen—we discussed this!”
Lmaooo
Cress
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“Sunshine, I loved you before the whole princess thing. I loved you with your hair, and even more without it. And whoever you’ll be in a minute from now, a week, a decade…I know I’ll love her most of all.”
Oh my lord I'm dying this is too much 😻
— Sep 21, 2026 12:46PM
Oh my lord I'm dying this is too much 😻
Cress
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“Maximus,” Eugene says. “With the white coat. You want to distract Enver? Give that horse a sword.”
I lovee this book but really should've been more of this 😂
— Sep 21, 2026 01:28AM
I lovee this book but really should've been more of this 😂
Cress
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And Cressien, who pushed him out of the way, looks down at the roots impaling his own stomach with a mixture of disbelief and indignation.
“Oh,” he says unevenly, “that’s not how I thought this would go at all.”
NOOO DONT YOU DARE!!!
— Sep 21, 2026 01:23AM
“Oh,” he says unevenly, “that’s not how I thought this would go at all.”
NOOO DONT YOU DARE!!!
Cress
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“Good, because I think I’m starting to feel like I belong too. But I wouldn’t without you.”
THATS THE CUTEST SHIT!!!!!
— Sep 18, 2026 03:18PM
THATS THE CUTEST SHIT!!!!!
Cress
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People tend to underestimate the power of the stories we tell our children, and the stories children tell themselves. Andreas and Marietta saw something more than just adventures. They saw a dream that was possible because Flynnigan Rider never has to worry about his health or his money.
This!!!
— Sep 18, 2026 03:10PM
This!!!
Cress
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And he’d never give up his life now—but until now, he didn’t know it was possible to mourn the one you never got to live.
Marietta Fitz. Andreas Herbert. And the Eugene Fitzherbert who should have been raised on starlight here.
He can add every one of them to what Enver owes.
💔
— Sep 18, 2026 03:03PM
Marietta Fitz. Andreas Herbert. And the Eugene Fitzherbert who should have been raised on starlight here.
He can add every one of them to what Enver owes.
💔
Cress
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“To give you independence. They don’t want you feeling as if your livelihood depends on their good graces. And, loath as I am to say it, I do see areas where a man of your talents might thrive.”
“Our spymaster is seeking an apprentice. She reports to me, and regrettably, I would be willing to recommend you for the position if you wish it. But only if you cease acting so recklessly.”
We loveeee Cressien!!!!
— Sep 18, 2026 02:49PM
“Our spymaster is seeking an apprentice. She reports to me, and regrettably, I would be willing to recommend you for the position if you wish it. But only if you cease acting so recklessly.”
We loveeee Cressien!!!!
Cress
is 69% done
“I’m a commoner and a thief, and apparently my parents tried to overthrow a monarchy. That’s not exactly husband material for a princess. I just figured it was only a matter of time before I was asked to…move along.”
Eugene babyyyy!!!! Noooo.
— Sep 18, 2026 02:48PM
Eugene babyyyy!!!! Noooo.