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Karly Marie is 29% done

Does my girlfriend taste good Dane 😜👏🏼

— Sep 20, 2026 10:55AM

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Karly’s Previous Updates

Karly Marie is 95% done

Not Aaron Donahue making me cry with that emotion. 😭

— Sep 23, 2026 06:00PM

Karly Marie is 92% done

Yesss Ethan! 👏🏼😆

— Sep 23, 2026 05:40PM

Karly Marie is 91% done

Excuse me. He said what?! That MFer.

— Sep 23, 2026 04:50PM

Karly Marie is 60% done

Dane, sir. Not mashed potatoes 😜

— Sep 22, 2026 07:36AM

Karly Marie is 59% done

Oh, just right there under the dinner table 😆

— Sep 22, 2026 07:34AM

Karly Marie is 58% done

He knew just how to get Ethan to dinner 🤣

— Sep 22, 2026 07:26AM

Karly Marie is 40% done

The tattoos. Okay Dane 🤣👏🏼

— Sep 21, 2026 06:48AM

Karly Marie is 30% done

Not the CGA 🤣

— Sep 20, 2026 10:56AM

Karly Marie is 29% done

Opppe and no gag reflex! Good for you 🤣

— Sep 20, 2026 10:56AM

Karly Marie is 19% done

“I’d love to buy your dinner so you can afford some manners in the future.” 🤣👏🏼

— Sep 19, 2026 08:57AM

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