Emily’s Reviews > The Witch Is Back > Status Update
Emily
is 52% done
emmas a wet paper bag and deserves to be trampled all over; wdym she cant answer basic questions in a tiny group setting
— Sep 20, 2026 11:30AM
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Emily
is 96% done
sloane is really fucking obnoxious is there a single character that has anything genuinely likable about them
— Sep 20, 2026 01:16PM
Emily
is 88% done
a witch doesnt even have to see/know someone to silence them with a hex???
— Sep 20, 2026 12:41PM
Emily
is 66% done
and hes a terrible lay LMAO; was he not like “ill make u scream”
— Sep 20, 2026 11:58AM
Emily
is 42% done
classic lazy author relying on potions to expedite fabricated chemistry; here just let me kiss you with a truth serum. why didnt he use it on her? or the future mil? why is nobody actually using magic except to have an excuse to kiss someone???
— Sep 20, 2026 11:14AM
Emily
is 32% done
not the dumbass mil who is DYING ragging on emalines looks tooooooo omg this author hates women LOL
— Sep 20, 2026 10:53AM

